It just so happens that Narcissa has shadier dealings with her donkey trade that the rest of the Malfoys suspected. And it just so happens that she has been trading in the rare and exotic Mexican Deathlock Chewing Gum Donkeys. Their saliva is the only thing that can release the deathlock chewing gum with the exception of magic. Conveniently enough, that same saliva is also something of an anticoagulate and can dissolve the gum without damaging Lucius' hair. Of course, Mexican Deathlock Chewing Gum Donkeys must always be bribed with crumpets and tea, which I just so happen to have here, and soothed with incantations which I just so happen to know. After soothing the donkeys, I convince them to remove the gum from Lucius' hair and he lets us all leave!
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Date: 2011-05-20 08:49 pm (UTC)Blaine // Gryffindor