Name: Blaine Username: eggsnail House: Gryffindor Where is the person? Give a good solid description here. You are in seedy opium den filled with euphoric, drooling idiots. You came here with Lady Gaga, who is dressed entirely in tin foil and rubber duckies. There are three entrances to the room. The first is impassable and is blocked by a hulking process server here to hand Gaga some papers. Apparently, a rather famous circus performer called Madame Gaga is suing for rights to Gaga's name. Who knew circus performing was lucrative enough to afford a lawyer? The second entrance is being blocked by a group of acrobats with swords who are swinging back and forth in front of that door like some kind of death pendulums. Tread carefully, or they'll tear you to ribbons! The third door is blocked by a fire breathing dragon, because why the hell not?
Who are they there with? Any people? If so, what can they do/what are their skills? It's just you and Gaga. Fortunately, Gaga is able to shoot flammable sparks out of her bra, burn people with her cigarette glasses and the Pepsi cans in her hair are actually ninja throwing stars. Unfortunately, everyone in the room is immune to bra sparks, cigarette burns and secret ninja throwing stars. Sry.
What items are surrounding them? Describe them? Aside from Gaga's decoration, you're holding a plastic magic wand with a golden star on top, a pink potted cactus, a pack of toothpicks, two tickets to the Russian Circus and a pack of Fruit Stripe gum.
Are there any constraints? TIME IS A FACTOR. Gaga has to get away from this process server or it is all over, man. Also, you can't go through him to get through his door. Avoid him at all costs. ALL COSTS. Also, you've forgotten all the words to Chattanooga Choo-Choo, but I'm not sure how much that will affect you in this scenario.
Do they need to do anything besides escape? Keep Gaga away from the process server and get both of you out of there!
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Date: 2011-05-20 08:24 pm (UTC)Username: eggsnail
House: Gryffindor
Where is the person? Give a good solid description here. You are in seedy opium den filled with euphoric, drooling idiots. You came here with Lady Gaga, who is dressed entirely in tin foil and rubber duckies. There are three entrances to the room. The first is impassable and is blocked by a hulking process server here to hand Gaga some papers. Apparently, a rather famous circus performer called Madame Gaga is suing for rights to Gaga's name. Who knew circus performing was lucrative enough to afford a lawyer? The second entrance is being blocked by a group of acrobats with swords who are swinging back and forth in front of that door like some kind of death pendulums. Tread carefully, or they'll tear you to ribbons! The third door is blocked by a fire breathing dragon, because why the hell not?
Who are they there with? Any people? If so, what can they do/what are their skills? It's just you and Gaga. Fortunately, Gaga is able to shoot flammable sparks out of her bra, burn people with her cigarette glasses and the Pepsi cans in her hair are actually ninja throwing stars. Unfortunately, everyone in the room is immune to bra sparks, cigarette burns and secret ninja throwing stars. Sry.
What items are surrounding them? Describe them? Aside from Gaga's decoration, you're holding a plastic magic wand with a golden star on top, a pink potted cactus, a pack of toothpicks, two tickets to the Russian Circus and a pack of Fruit Stripe gum.
Are there any constraints? TIME IS A FACTOR. Gaga has to get away from this process server or it is all over, man. Also, you can't go through him to get through his door. Avoid him at all costs. ALL COSTS. Also, you've forgotten all the words to Chattanooga Choo-Choo, but I'm not sure how much that will affect you in this scenario.
Do they need to do anything besides escape? Keep Gaga away from the process server and get both of you out of there!