Owl Post Secret: Professor Secrets Voting

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Activity: Professor Secrets
Points: 1st/2nd/3rd/Participation Only: 50/40/30/10 points (2 parts) + Bonus Points
Deadline: VOTING until 3/29/11 11:59pm UTC
Details: For this challenge, submit secrets either about a Hogwarts professor or from the perspective of one. Anyone who is or was a Hogwarts professor is acceptable. Graphic secrets, can be no more than 800px total and text secrets can only be 3 sentences max. Submit ONE secret of EITHER type, NOT BOTH. There will be separate voting for each.


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TEXT SECRETS:

1. Everyone who comes into my office remarks upon my wonderful collection of oddities and gadgets which grace my desk and shelves. What they don't realise is that I have no choice but to put all of my possessions on the shelves, desks and floor, because all of my drawers are filled with my ever-growing sock collection. I can't seem to help myself - I just keep buying them!

2. I care about my hair more than Gilderoy Lockhart cares for his.

3. I cannot believe I just saw McGonagall and Snape sneaking out of a Broom Cupboard :O

4. The real reason I take off points from Gryffindor is that I have a crush on so many people from that house. In my mind's eye, Gryffindors have always been sexier than Slytherins.

5. A certain professor is moonlighting in a Muggle company, mixing up brews in his cauldrons, because he thinks they're worth it.

6. Severus Snape doesn't really hate the students. In fact, he even likes one. A dark-haired, bespectacled gorgeous one..

7. I'm starting to remember things about my past, but I'm not telling anyone because I don't want to go back to the life I had before. Too much fame isn't good for a person.

8. Salazar was the one who stole the tiara from my mother. I stole it from his bedside drawer.

9. I always pick favorites among the students and invite them to my club. Students who I feel will//have "make it big" or have connections are the ones I focus on. The others I brush aside and can't be bothered with

10. I always despised learning about the goblin wars. The only reason I teach them is because I can't remember anything else. I haven't the faintest idea why.

11. Professor Lupin knows I saw him sleeping at the desk in his office. What he doesn't know, is that I heard him murmuring the name "Sirius."

12. I honestly hate most of the Slytherin students. I only give them extra points to keep up with my Death Eater image.

13. After all those years no one ever guessed what the white powder in those sherbert lemons really was...

14. (Minerva McGonagall) She often goes commando,under her robe. She blames it on her cat-counterpart but it's just because she likes the thrill.

15. One of these days he's going to see me for who I am and how much I love him, not for the right hand person he thinks I am. When that day comes there will be no man, woman or Gellert Grindelwald on Earth that will keep me from his bed.

16. Honestly, does he think I didn't notice him tipping something into that pumpkin juice? Just to make a point, I should give a cup of that juice to Sybil - and lock them in his office! See how he likes it!

17. I'm in love with Dumbledore. I want to tell him, but I don't want to come out of the closet.

18. Every time Snape plays "What's New Pussycat", I want to AK him soooo bad!

19. I'm afraid of kittens. -Snape

20. Nobody knows what dear Professor Sprout does in the greenhouse late at night. Nobody knows that she's the reason why all the plants are gone.


There is SEPARATE VOTING for each type of secret! Do not vote for yourself, don't ask others to vote for you, etc. etc.
Submission Box:
GRAPHIC SECRETS: <b>1:</b> <b>2:</b> <b>3:</b> TEXT SECRETS: <b>1:</b> <b>2:</b> <b>3:</b> Name//House