MARIO. Mario is the darkest of all dark objects. It is such a dark object that it has taken on a life and personality of its own, and is now referred to as if he is person! He is such a dark object that not only has he been exiled from Wizarding society, he has infiltrated Muggle society to such an extent that his face is instantly recognizable to much of the world. The reason he was exiled? Mind control. Mario is the Imperius curse in highly marketable form. He has games, toys, merchandise... he even has a bus.
His goal: total world domination in the name of Nintendo, the masters who wield him. Progress: stunningly close to completion.
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Date: 2011-01-14 11:26 pm (UTC)MARIO. Mario is the darkest of all dark objects. It is such a dark object that it has taken on a life and personality of its own, and is now referred to as if he is person! He is such a dark object that not only has he been exiled from Wizarding society, he has infiltrated Muggle society to such an extent that his face is instantly recognizable to much of the world. The reason he was exiled? Mind control. Mario is the Imperius curse in highly marketable form. He has games, toys, merchandise... he even has a bus.
His goal: total world domination in the name of Nintendo, the masters who wield him.
Progress: stunningly close to completion.
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