The iPhone. A clever, scheming little wizarding device full of Dark magic that is disguised as one of the most (if not THE most) popular cellular phone in the muggle world today. (Cellular phones are these hand-held devices that muggles use to talk to each other over long distances). The iPhone was actually created by Dark witches and wizards in order to distract the muggles and engage them in a seemingly endless rows of "apps", or applications. The compelling nature of this device makes the muggles spend endless hours on their iPhone doing absolutely nothing productive, which allows the Dark witches and wizards to carry out their deeds in almost broad daylight without anyone noticing or paying attention. The iPhone is thus the most successful Muggle Distraction device to date, and it allows Dark magic to take one big step toward world dominion.
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Date: 2011-01-13 03:10 pm (UTC)The iPhone. A clever, scheming little wizarding device full of Dark magic that is disguised as one of the most (if not THE most) popular cellular phone in the muggle world today. (Cellular phones are these hand-held devices that muggles use to talk to each other over long distances). The iPhone was actually created by Dark witches and wizards in order to distract the muggles and engage them in a seemingly endless rows of "apps", or applications. The compelling nature of this device makes the muggles spend endless hours on their iPhone doing absolutely nothing productive, which allows the Dark witches and wizards to carry out their deeds in almost broad daylight without anyone noticing or paying attention. The iPhone is thus the most successful Muggle Distraction device to date, and it allows Dark magic to take one big step toward world dominion.
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