I think it is obvious that THE SHAMWOW is a dark object. HOW ELSE CAN IT ABSORB SO MUCH?! It is obviously riddled with dark magic. The SHAMWOW spokesperson is also obviously a wizard, because only a wizard could star in an infomercial and become a star. The SHAMWOW actually works as well, and I think it is obvious that infomercial things never work. It must be magic for it to really work.
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Date: 2011-01-09 05:07 am (UTC)I think it is obvious that THE SHAMWOW is a dark object. HOW ELSE CAN IT ABSORB SO MUCH?! It is obviously riddled with dark magic. The SHAMWOW spokesperson is also obviously a wizard, because only a wizard could star in an infomercial and become a star. The SHAMWOW actually works as well, and I think it is obvious that infomercial things never work. It must be magic for it to really work.
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