It isn’t well-known, but the cast of the Jersey Shore are actually highly-trained Dark Wizards who specialize in manipulating muggle minds. Their dramatic and moronic on-screen antics are just skillfully-acted attempts at dividing muggles among themselves and creating rifts in relationships (pro versus anti-Jersey-Shorers), therefore making the muggle world more vulnerable to attacks. The Witches on this show hide many dark secrets in their large hair, and the Wizards’ main goal is to Imperio as many women as possible into assisting them in creating a potential next generation of Jersey Shore wizards.
Another high-kept fact is that their slogan of GTL (which muggles are told stands for “Gym, Tan, Laundry”) actually stands for “Give Them [to] Lord [Voldemort]”, a reference to their desire to hand over the muggles that support them to the Dark Lord for torture and possibly death.
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Date: 2011-01-07 04:16 pm (UTC)It isn’t well-known, but the cast of the Jersey Shore are actually highly-trained Dark Wizards who specialize in manipulating muggle minds. Their dramatic and moronic on-screen antics are just skillfully-acted attempts at dividing muggles among themselves and creating rifts in relationships (pro versus anti-Jersey-Shorers), therefore making the muggle world more vulnerable to attacks. The Witches on this show hide many dark secrets in their large hair, and the Wizards’ main goal is to Imperio as many women as possible into assisting them in creating a potential next generation of Jersey Shore wizards.
Another high-kept fact is that their slogan of GTL (which muggles are told stands for “Gym, Tan, Laundry”) actually stands for “Give Them [to] Lord [Voldemort]”, a reference to their desire to hand over the muggles that support them to the Dark Lord for torture and possibly death.
NOW YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT SHOW IS.
Christa // Gryffindor