Deer are highly organised and devious devotees of the Dark Arts, bent on bringing about the destruction of Muggles worldwide, one vehicle at a time.
Via such heart-wrencher media as Bambi, deer have successfully fooled hapless Muggles into thinking them a helpless species, and perhaps even one to be pitied, but nothing could be further from the truth. Though there are some Muggles brave enough to stand up to and actively hunt these malicious mingers, the deer will ensure that the Muggle get his in the end, as seen below:
Deer accomplish their aims by waiting for Muggle motorists to pass by a wood or meadow in which they reside and then spring out into the road, hoping to cause the Muggle to swerve off the road and crash, which will hopefully leave the Muggle seriously maimed, injured and or killed.
There are small splinter cells of renegade extremist deer which sacrifice their own lives in the hopes of ending that of the Muggle in the vehicle into which they intentionally crash.
Make no mistake, deer are seriously deviant and caution should be exercised at all times in their presence.
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Date: 2011-01-07 09:02 am (UTC)Deer are highly organised and devious devotees of the Dark Arts, bent on bringing about the destruction of Muggles worldwide, one vehicle at a time.
Via such heart-wrencher media as Bambi, deer have successfully fooled hapless Muggles into thinking them a helpless species, and perhaps even one to be pitied, but nothing could be further from the truth. Though there are some Muggles brave enough to stand up to and actively hunt these malicious mingers, the deer will ensure that the Muggle get his in the end, as seen below:
Deer accomplish their aims by waiting for Muggle motorists to pass by a wood or meadow in which they reside and then spring out into the road, hoping to cause the Muggle to swerve off the road and crash, which will hopefully leave the Muggle seriously maimed, injured and or killed.
There are small splinter cells of renegade extremist deer which sacrifice their own lives in the hopes of ending that of the Muggle in the vehicle into which they intentionally crash.
Make no mistake, deer are seriously deviant and caution should be exercised at all times in their presence.
Nic, Gryffindor