Potion Name: Fluff Fanfiction Remedy Ingredients: 1. Handful cranberries. The effect is twofold. Firstly, the bitter taste removes any remaining sweet, fluffy, warm feelings which may linger in the reader. Secondly, as a superfood, they bolster your immune system against illness while it recovers from the shock of tooth-achingly sweet stories. 2. 3 drops Myrrh. Again, twofold. It is associated with death, so restores the readers angst levels to healthy. And also, upon googling , it appears that it counteracts toothache (a natural side effect of fluff). 3. Double measure of vodka (may be increased as necessary!) to help you forget that the world can sometimes be a happy place. And also to reduce the viscosity of the final potion. 4. 50ml natural yoghurt. This will prevent the potion from being too bitter for consumption, without adding too much sweetness. It also adds the volume to the potion, diluting the potency, so the effects are longer lasting and more gradual than the pure juices would be. Preparation: Boil the cranberries until soft and mushy, then stir in the myrrh. Stir counterclockwise for three minutes, then strain the mixture and allow the liquid to cool in the fridge. Mix with the vodka and stir into the natural yoghurt. Chill before consuming. Result: A pale red potion with the consistency of a very thin yoghurt, to restore the angst balance to your system after an overdose of fluff.
N.B. I’m not recommending anyone actually doing this, because I’m no doctor and although myyrh is fine in small quantities, I’m not sure what counts as ‘small’
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I have nothing against fluff, just against copious quantities of it ;)
Date: 2009-09-29 10:04 am (UTC)Ingredients:
1. Handful cranberries. The effect is twofold. Firstly, the bitter taste removes any remaining sweet, fluffy, warm feelings which may linger in the reader. Secondly, as a superfood, they bolster your immune system against illness while it recovers from the shock of tooth-achingly sweet stories.
2. 3 drops Myrrh. Again, twofold. It is associated with death, so restores the readers angst levels to healthy. And also, upon googling , it appears that it counteracts toothache (a natural side effect of fluff).
3. Double measure of vodka (may be increased as necessary!) to help you forget that the world can sometimes be a happy place. And also to reduce the viscosity of the final potion.
4. 50ml natural yoghurt. This will prevent the potion from being too bitter for consumption, without adding too much sweetness. It also adds the volume to the potion, diluting the potency, so the effects are longer lasting and more gradual than the pure juices would be.
Preparation: Boil the cranberries until soft and mushy, then stir in the myrrh. Stir counterclockwise for three minutes, then strain the mixture and allow the liquid to cool in the fridge. Mix with the vodka and stir into the natural yoghurt. Chill before consuming.
Result: A pale red potion with the consistency of a very thin yoghurt, to restore the angst balance to your system after an overdose of fluff.
N.B. I’m not recommending anyone actually doing this, because I’m no doctor and although myyrh is fine in small quantities, I’m not sure what counts as ‘small’
Rachael//Hufflepuff