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hh_clubsThank for your submissions to "Snape's Holiday Challenge!" Here are the songs that made the deadline, all Potion club members please comment with the number of the song you like best!(Don't give the name of the song, since we have more than one entry of the same song. If you're a participant, DO NOT vote for your own song).
1
To the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
On the first day of Christmas
Snape gave to me
a Hedwig in a tree.
On the second day of Christmas
Snape to me,
two death eaters
and a Hedwig in a tree.
On the third day of Christmas
Snape gave to me,
three butter beers,
two death eaters,
and a Hedwig in a tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
Snape gave to me,
four invisibility cloaks,
three butter beers,
two death eaters,
and a Hedwig in a tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Snape gave to me,
five house cups,
four invisibility cloaks,
three butter beers,
two death eaters,
and a Hedwig in a tree.
On the sixth days of Christmas
Snape gave to me,
six potion lessons,
five house cups,
four invisibility cloaks,
three butter beers,
two death eaters,
and a Hedwig in a tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas
Snape gave to me
seven magic wands,
six potion lessons,
five house cups,
four invisibility cloaks,
three butter beers,
two death eaters,
and a Hedwig in a tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Snape gave to me
eight wizards dancing,
seven magic wands,
six potion lessons,
five house cups,
four invisibility cloaks,
three butter beers,
two death eaters,
and a Hedwig in a tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
Snape gave to me,
nine fire breathing dragons,
eight wizards dancing,
seven magic wands,
six potion lessons,
five house cups,
four invisibility cloaks,
three butter beers,
two death eaters,
and a Hedwig in a tree.
One the tenth day of Christmas,
Snape gave to me
ten chocolate frogs,
nine fire breathing dragons,
eight wizards dancing,
seven magic wands,
six potion lessons,
five house cups,
four invisibility cloaks,
three butter beers,
two death eaters,
and a Hedwig in a tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Snape gave to me,
eleven Quittich matches,
ten chocolate frogs,
nine fire breathing dragons,
eight wizards dancing,
seven magic wands,
six potion lessons,
five house cups,
four invisibility cloaks,
three butter beers,
two death eaters,
and a Hedwig in a tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Snape gave to me,
twelve black cauldrons,
eleven Quittich matches,
ten chocolate frogs,
nine fire breathing dragons,
eight wizards dancing,
seven magic wands,
six potion lessons,
five house cups,
four invisibility cloaks,
three butter beers,
two death eaters,
and a Hedwig in a tree.
2
To the tune of "We three kings of orient are"(Parody version)
We three kids of old Hogwarts are
Saving the day with adventures bizarre
One is a muggle bred
One is a red head
And one has a lightning scar.
Oh scar of wonder scar of might
When he has a dream that gives him a fright
The scar gives him pain
and once again
He knows that he's in for a fight.
Harry is the boy who ought
To bring the demise of old voldemort
He's only a teen
You'd find it obscene
The amount of battles he's fought.
Oh scar of wonder scar of might
When he has a dream that gives him a fright
The scar gives him pain
and once again
He knows that he's in for a fight.
Miss Granger is the brightest of all
Thousands of fact, that girl can recall
She is so clever
She knows what ever
And won't need a Remembrall.
Oh scar of wonder scar of might
When he has a dream that gives him a fright
The scar gives him pain
and once again
He knows that he's in for a fight.
Ronald Weasley is our King
Many a laugh to us he can bring
Wormtail got busted
Ron's rat cant be trusted
And his knitted jumpers are bling!
Oh scar of wonder scar of might
When he has a dream that gives him a fright
The scar gives him pain
and once again
He knows that he's in for a fight.
3
To the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
On the first day of Christmas,
my potions master sent to me
A bottle of Draught of Peace.
On the second day of Christmas,
my potions master sent to me
Two Doxy Eggs,
And a bottle of Draught of Peace.
On the third day of Christmas,
my potions master sent to me
Three Moonstones,
Two Doxy Eggs,
And a bottle of Draught of Peace.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my potions master sent to me
Four lacewing flies,
Three Moonstones,
Two Doxy Eggs,
And a bottle of Draught of Peace.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my potions master sent to me
Five love potions,
Four lacewing flies,
Three Moonstones,
Two Doxy Eggs,
And a bottle of Draught of Peace.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my potions master sent to me
Six antidotes a-brewing,
Five love potions,
Four lacewing flies,
Three Moonstones,
Two Doxy Eggs,
And a bottle of Draught of Peace.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my potions master sent to me
Seven frogs a-jumping,
Six antidotes a-brewing,
Five love potions,
Four lacewing flies,
Three Moonstones,
Two Doxy Eggs,
And a bottle of Draught of Peace.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my potions master sent to me
Eight mandrakes a-crying,
Seven frogs a-jumping,
Six antidotes a-brewing,
Five love potions,
Four lacewing flies,
Three Moonstones,
Two Doxy Eggs,
And a bottle of Draught of Peace.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my potions master sent to me
Nine spiders crawling,
Eight mandrakes a-crying,
Seven frogs a-jumping,
Six antidotes a-brewing,
Five love potions,
Four lacewing flies,
Three Moonstones,
Two Doxy Eggs,
And a bottle of Draught of Peace.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my potions master sent to me
Ten dragons a-scorching,
Nine spiders crawling,
Eight mandrakes a-crying,
Seven frogs a-jumping,
Six antidotes a-brewing,
Five love potions,
Four lacewing flies,
Three Moonstones,
Two Doxy Eggs,
And a bottle of Draught of Peace.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my potions master sent to me
Eleven House Elves cleaning,
Ten dragons a-scorching,
Nine spiders crawling,
Eight mandrakes a-crying,
Seven frogs a-jumping,
Six antidotes a-brewing,
Five love potions,
Four lacewing flies,
Three Moonstones,
Two Doxy Eggs,
And a bottle of Draught of Peace.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my potions master sent to me
Twelve Wizards dueling,
Eleven House Elves cleaning,
Ten dragons a-scorching,
Nine spiders crawling,
Eight mandrakes a-crying,
Seven frogs a-jumping,
Six antidotes a-brewing,
Five love potions,
Four lacewing flies,
Three Moonstones,
Two Doxy Eggs,
And a bottle of Draught of Peace.
4
To the tune of "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas"
I want a hippogriff for Christmas
Only a hippogriff will do
I don't want a cat, no hinkypunk, nor elf
I want a hippogriff to play with and enjoy
I want a hippogriff for Christmas
I don't think Dumbledore will mind, do you?
He won't have to use a dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the kitchen
That's the easy thing to do
I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy, what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see a hippogriff standing there
I want a hippogriff for Christmas
Only a hippogriff will do
No augureys, no bowtruckles
I only likes [sic] hippogriffs
And hippogriffs like me, too
Mom says a hippogriff would eat me up, but then
Hagrid says a hippogriff is a vegetarian
There's lots of room for him in our common room
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage.
5
To the Tune of "Jingle Bells"
Dashing down the halls
Trying to get to class
Peevesie makes 'em trip
and fall right on their ass
The dinner bell will ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A Hogwart's song tonight!
Oh, Hogwarts-is-Home, Hogwarts-is-Home
Geeking throughout the day
Oh what fun it is to type
On a post courtesy of LJ!
Hogwarts-is-Home, Hogwarts-is-Home
Geeking throughout the day
Oh what fun it is to type
On a post courtesy of LJ!
A day or two ago
I thought I'd make a post
on![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
hh_sugarquill
and get a couple laughs
The storyline down pat
Shipped Ron with Peeves the ghost,
I then got some comments,
That were more like a Holiday Roast!
Oh, Hogwarts-is-Home, Hogwarts-is-Home
Geeking throughout the day
Oh what fun it is to type
On a post courtesy of LJ!
Hogwarts-is-Home, Hogwarts-is-Home
Geeking throughout the day
Oh what fun it is to type
On a post courtesy of LJ!
6
To the tune of of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer(Parody Version)
Harry, the Boy Who Lived (Lived)
Had a very funky scar (like some lighting)
And if you ever saw it (saw it)
You would turn and say “OMG IT'S HARRY POTTER!!!”
He had a nasty uncle (uncle)
who lied about his parents' fate (What? A car crash?)
Wasn't a pleasant sight (sight)
No wonder Harry felt such hate (Heck, who wouldn't?!)
Then one fateful summer night
Hagrid came to say (har har har)
Harry, you're a wizard, boy
Let's head out and blow this joint
Then how the wizards loved him (loved him)
Friends were Ron and Hermione (hee hee!)
Harry, the Boy Who Lived (Lived)
Star of wizard history! (Down with Voldemort!)
7
To the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
On the first day of Christmas,
Lucius sent to me
Professor Snape humping Malfoy!
On the second day of Christmas,
Lucius sent to me
Two fire whiskeys,
And Professor Snape humping Malfoy!
On the third day of Christmas,
Lucius sent to me
Three horcruxes,
Two fire whiskeys,
And Professor Snape humping Malfoy!
On the fourth day of Christmas,
Lucius sent to me
Four dragon eggs,
Three horcruxes,
Two fire whiskeys,
And Professor Snape humping Malfoy!
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Lucius sent to me
Five Durmstrang Boys!
Four dragon eggs,
Three horcruxes,
Two fire whiskeys,
And Professor Snape humping Malfoy!
On the sixth day of Christmas,
Lucius sent to me
Six veela dancing,
Five Durmstrang Boys!
Four dragon eggs,
Three horcruxes,
Two fire whiskeys,
And Professor Snape humping Malfoy!
On the seventh day of Christmas,
Lucius sent to me
Seven snakes a-hissing,
Six veela dancing,
Five Durmstrang Boys!
Four dragon eggs,
Three horcruxes,
Two fire whiskeys,
And Professor Snape humping Malfoy!
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Lucius sent to me
Eight dark marks glowing,
Seven snakes a-hissing,
Six veela dancing,
Five Durmstrang Boys!
Four dragon eggs,
Three horcruxes,
Two fire whiskeys,
And Professor Snape humping Malfoy!
On the ninth day of Christmas,
Lucius sent to me
Nine dementors kissing,
Eight dark marks glowing,
Seven snakes a-hissing,
Six veela dancing,
Five Durmstrang Boys!
Four dragon eggs,
Three horcruxes,
Two fire whiskeys,
And Professor Snape humping Malfoy!
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Lucius sent to me
Ten house elves cleaning,
Nine dementors kissing,
Eight dark marks glowing,
Seven snakes a-hissing,
Six veela dancing,
Five Durmstrang Boys!
Four dragon eggs,
Three horcruxes,
Two fire whiskeys,
And Professor Snape humping Malfoy!
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Lucius sent to me
Eleven muggles dying,
Ten house elves cleaning,
Nine dementors kissing,
Eight dark marks glowing,
Seven snakes a-hissing,
Six veela dancing,
Five Durmstrang Boys!
Four dragon eggs,
Three horcruxes,
Two fire whiskeys,
And Professor Snape humping Malfoy!
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Lucius sent to me
Twelve Gryffindors losing,
Eleven muggles dying,
Ten house elves cleaning,
Nine dementors kissing,
Eight dark marks glowing,
Seven snakes a-hissing,
Six veela dancing,
Five Durmstrang Boys!
Four dragon eggs,
Three horcruxes,
Two fire whiskeys,
And Professor Snape humping Malfoy!
8
To the Tune of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"
You know Percy and Ginny
And Arthur and Charlie,
Molly and Freddy
And Georgie and Billy,
But do you recall
The Weasley we met first of all?
Ronald, a red-haired Weasley
Had a very dirty nose
And when his mommy saw it
She rubbed it clean until it glowed
All of the other Weasleys
Like to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Ronald
Get away with stupid games
Then one fateful September day
Harry came to say
Ronald, with your nose rubbed raw,
Won't you pretend I'm not the biggest freak you ever saw?
Then how his family tolerated him
As they shouted out with glee:
Ronald a red-haired Weasley,
Harry's gone down in history!
9
To the tune of "Rocking Around the Christmas Tree"
Rocking around the Whomping Willow,
At the Hogswart Yule (Time) Ball
Gillyweed hung where you can see
Because Neville just can’t stop
Rocking around the Whomping Willow,
Let the Hogwarts spirit ring
Later we’ll have some pumpkin juice
And we’ll do some wizarding.
You will get a nauseating
Feeling when you hear
Voices ringing, “Potter Stinks”
Deck Malfoy with our fists.
Rocking around the Whomping Willow
Have a “Harry” holiday
All the wizards dancing merrily
As the Weird Sisters play.
You will get a nauseating
Feeling when you hear
Voices ringing, “Potter Stinks”
Deck Malfoy with our fists.
Rocking around the Whomping Willow
Have a “Harry” holiday
All the wizards dancing merrily
As the Weird Sisters play.
10
To the tune of "The Chipmunk Song aka Christmas Don't Be Late"
(All right you Hogwartians)
(Ready to sing your song)
(I'll say we are)
(Yeah)
(Let's sing it now)
(Okay, Harry)
(Okay)
(Okay, Ronald)
(Okay)
(Okay Draco, Draco, DRACO)
(OKAY)
Quidditch, Quidditch time is near
Time for jeers and time for cheers
We've Been good, but we won't last
Hurry Quidditch, hurry fast
Want a broom that loops the loop
Me, I want a to curse some nincompoops.
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Quidditch, don't be late.
(Okay fellas get ready)
(That was very good, Harry)
(Naturally)
(Very good Ronald)
(Ahhh)
(Ah, Draco, you were a little flat, watch it)
(Ah, Draco,Draco, DRACO)
(OKAY)
Want a broom that loops the loop
I still want to curse some nincompoops.
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Quidditch, don't be late.
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Quidditch don't be late.
(Very good, boys)
(Let's sing it again)
(Yeah, lets sing it again)
(No, That's enough, lets not overdo it)
(We want to sing it again)
(Now wait a minute boys)
(Why can't we sing it again?)
(Boys chatter)
(Harry, cut that out...Ronald, just a minute)
(Draco will you cut that out? Boys...)
The final day to vote is Thursday December 22 by 5pm Pacific Time. I'll post the winners on Friday December 23rd. :)
To the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
On the first day of Christmas
Snape gave to me
a Hedwig in a tree.
On the second day of Christmas
Snape to me,
two death eaters
and a Hedwig in a tree.
On the third day of Christmas
Snape gave to me,
three butter beers,
two death eaters,
and a Hedwig in a tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
Snape gave to me,
four invisibility cloaks,
three butter beers,
two death eaters,
and a Hedwig in a tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Snape gave to me,
five house cups,
four invisibility cloaks,
three butter beers,
two death eaters,
and a Hedwig in a tree.
On the sixth days of Christmas
Snape gave to me,
six potion lessons,
five house cups,
four invisibility cloaks,
three butter beers,
two death eaters,
and a Hedwig in a tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas
Snape gave to me
seven magic wands,
six potion lessons,
five house cups,
four invisibility cloaks,
three butter beers,
two death eaters,
and a Hedwig in a tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Snape gave to me
eight wizards dancing,
seven magic wands,
six potion lessons,
five house cups,
four invisibility cloaks,
three butter beers,
two death eaters,
and a Hedwig in a tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
Snape gave to me,
nine fire breathing dragons,
eight wizards dancing,
seven magic wands,
six potion lessons,
five house cups,
four invisibility cloaks,
three butter beers,
two death eaters,
and a Hedwig in a tree.
One the tenth day of Christmas,
Snape gave to me
ten chocolate frogs,
nine fire breathing dragons,
eight wizards dancing,
seven magic wands,
six potion lessons,
five house cups,
four invisibility cloaks,
three butter beers,
two death eaters,
and a Hedwig in a tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Snape gave to me,
eleven Quittich matches,
ten chocolate frogs,
nine fire breathing dragons,
eight wizards dancing,
seven magic wands,
six potion lessons,
five house cups,
four invisibility cloaks,
three butter beers,
two death eaters,
and a Hedwig in a tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Snape gave to me,
twelve black cauldrons,
eleven Quittich matches,
ten chocolate frogs,
nine fire breathing dragons,
eight wizards dancing,
seven magic wands,
six potion lessons,
five house cups,
four invisibility cloaks,
three butter beers,
two death eaters,
and a Hedwig in a tree.
2
To the tune of "We three kings of orient are"(Parody version)
We three kids of old Hogwarts are
Saving the day with adventures bizarre
One is a muggle bred
One is a red head
And one has a lightning scar.
Oh scar of wonder scar of might
When he has a dream that gives him a fright
The scar gives him pain
and once again
He knows that he's in for a fight.
Harry is the boy who ought
To bring the demise of old voldemort
He's only a teen
You'd find it obscene
The amount of battles he's fought.
Oh scar of wonder scar of might
When he has a dream that gives him a fright
The scar gives him pain
and once again
He knows that he's in for a fight.
Miss Granger is the brightest of all
Thousands of fact, that girl can recall
She is so clever
She knows what ever
And won't need a Remembrall.
Oh scar of wonder scar of might
When he has a dream that gives him a fright
The scar gives him pain
and once again
He knows that he's in for a fight.
Ronald Weasley is our King
Many a laugh to us he can bring
Wormtail got busted
Ron's rat cant be trusted
And his knitted jumpers are bling!
Oh scar of wonder scar of might
When he has a dream that gives him a fright
The scar gives him pain
and once again
He knows that he's in for a fight.
3
To the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
On the first day of Christmas,
my potions master sent to me
A bottle of Draught of Peace.
On the second day of Christmas,
my potions master sent to me
Two Doxy Eggs,
And a bottle of Draught of Peace.
On the third day of Christmas,
my potions master sent to me
Three Moonstones,
Two Doxy Eggs,
And a bottle of Draught of Peace.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my potions master sent to me
Four lacewing flies,
Three Moonstones,
Two Doxy Eggs,
And a bottle of Draught of Peace.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my potions master sent to me
Five love potions,
Four lacewing flies,
Three Moonstones,
Two Doxy Eggs,
And a bottle of Draught of Peace.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my potions master sent to me
Six antidotes a-brewing,
Five love potions,
Four lacewing flies,
Three Moonstones,
Two Doxy Eggs,
And a bottle of Draught of Peace.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my potions master sent to me
Seven frogs a-jumping,
Six antidotes a-brewing,
Five love potions,
Four lacewing flies,
Three Moonstones,
Two Doxy Eggs,
And a bottle of Draught of Peace.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my potions master sent to me
Eight mandrakes a-crying,
Seven frogs a-jumping,
Six antidotes a-brewing,
Five love potions,
Four lacewing flies,
Three Moonstones,
Two Doxy Eggs,
And a bottle of Draught of Peace.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my potions master sent to me
Nine spiders crawling,
Eight mandrakes a-crying,
Seven frogs a-jumping,
Six antidotes a-brewing,
Five love potions,
Four lacewing flies,
Three Moonstones,
Two Doxy Eggs,
And a bottle of Draught of Peace.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my potions master sent to me
Ten dragons a-scorching,
Nine spiders crawling,
Eight mandrakes a-crying,
Seven frogs a-jumping,
Six antidotes a-brewing,
Five love potions,
Four lacewing flies,
Three Moonstones,
Two Doxy Eggs,
And a bottle of Draught of Peace.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my potions master sent to me
Eleven House Elves cleaning,
Ten dragons a-scorching,
Nine spiders crawling,
Eight mandrakes a-crying,
Seven frogs a-jumping,
Six antidotes a-brewing,
Five love potions,
Four lacewing flies,
Three Moonstones,
Two Doxy Eggs,
And a bottle of Draught of Peace.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my potions master sent to me
Twelve Wizards dueling,
Eleven House Elves cleaning,
Ten dragons a-scorching,
Nine spiders crawling,
Eight mandrakes a-crying,
Seven frogs a-jumping,
Six antidotes a-brewing,
Five love potions,
Four lacewing flies,
Three Moonstones,
Two Doxy Eggs,
And a bottle of Draught of Peace.
4
To the tune of "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas"
I want a hippogriff for Christmas
Only a hippogriff will do
I don't want a cat, no hinkypunk, nor elf
I want a hippogriff to play with and enjoy
I want a hippogriff for Christmas
I don't think Dumbledore will mind, do you?
He won't have to use a dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the kitchen
That's the easy thing to do
I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy, what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see a hippogriff standing there
I want a hippogriff for Christmas
Only a hippogriff will do
No augureys, no bowtruckles
I only likes [sic] hippogriffs
And hippogriffs like me, too
Mom says a hippogriff would eat me up, but then
Hagrid says a hippogriff is a vegetarian
There's lots of room for him in our common room
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage.
5
To the Tune of "Jingle Bells"
Dashing down the halls
Trying to get to class
Peevesie makes 'em trip
and fall right on their ass
The dinner bell will ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A Hogwart's song tonight!
Oh, Hogwarts-is-Home, Hogwarts-is-Home
Geeking throughout the day
Oh what fun it is to type
On a post courtesy of LJ!
Hogwarts-is-Home, Hogwarts-is-Home
Geeking throughout the day
Oh what fun it is to type
On a post courtesy of LJ!
A day or two ago
I thought I'd make a post
on
hh_sugarquilland get a couple laughs
The storyline down pat
Shipped Ron with Peeves the ghost,
I then got some comments,
That were more like a Holiday Roast!
Oh, Hogwarts-is-Home, Hogwarts-is-Home
Geeking throughout the day
Oh what fun it is to type
On a post courtesy of LJ!
Hogwarts-is-Home, Hogwarts-is-Home
Geeking throughout the day
Oh what fun it is to type
On a post courtesy of LJ!
6
To the tune of of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer(Parody Version)
Harry, the Boy Who Lived (Lived)
Had a very funky scar (like some lighting)
And if you ever saw it (saw it)
You would turn and say “OMG IT'S HARRY POTTER!!!”
He had a nasty uncle (uncle)
who lied about his parents' fate (What? A car crash?)
Wasn't a pleasant sight (sight)
No wonder Harry felt such hate (Heck, who wouldn't?!)
Then one fateful summer night
Hagrid came to say (har har har)
Harry, you're a wizard, boy
Let's head out and blow this joint
Then how the wizards loved him (loved him)
Friends were Ron and Hermione (hee hee!)
Harry, the Boy Who Lived (Lived)
Star of wizard history! (Down with Voldemort!)
7
To the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
On the first day of Christmas,
Lucius sent to me
Professor Snape humping Malfoy!
On the second day of Christmas,
Lucius sent to me
Two fire whiskeys,
And Professor Snape humping Malfoy!
On the third day of Christmas,
Lucius sent to me
Three horcruxes,
Two fire whiskeys,
And Professor Snape humping Malfoy!
On the fourth day of Christmas,
Lucius sent to me
Four dragon eggs,
Three horcruxes,
Two fire whiskeys,
And Professor Snape humping Malfoy!
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Lucius sent to me
Five Durmstrang Boys!
Four dragon eggs,
Three horcruxes,
Two fire whiskeys,
And Professor Snape humping Malfoy!
On the sixth day of Christmas,
Lucius sent to me
Six veela dancing,
Five Durmstrang Boys!
Four dragon eggs,
Three horcruxes,
Two fire whiskeys,
And Professor Snape humping Malfoy!
On the seventh day of Christmas,
Lucius sent to me
Seven snakes a-hissing,
Six veela dancing,
Five Durmstrang Boys!
Four dragon eggs,
Three horcruxes,
Two fire whiskeys,
And Professor Snape humping Malfoy!
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Lucius sent to me
Eight dark marks glowing,
Seven snakes a-hissing,
Six veela dancing,
Five Durmstrang Boys!
Four dragon eggs,
Three horcruxes,
Two fire whiskeys,
And Professor Snape humping Malfoy!
On the ninth day of Christmas,
Lucius sent to me
Nine dementors kissing,
Eight dark marks glowing,
Seven snakes a-hissing,
Six veela dancing,
Five Durmstrang Boys!
Four dragon eggs,
Three horcruxes,
Two fire whiskeys,
And Professor Snape humping Malfoy!
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Lucius sent to me
Ten house elves cleaning,
Nine dementors kissing,
Eight dark marks glowing,
Seven snakes a-hissing,
Six veela dancing,
Five Durmstrang Boys!
Four dragon eggs,
Three horcruxes,
Two fire whiskeys,
And Professor Snape humping Malfoy!
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Lucius sent to me
Eleven muggles dying,
Ten house elves cleaning,
Nine dementors kissing,
Eight dark marks glowing,
Seven snakes a-hissing,
Six veela dancing,
Five Durmstrang Boys!
Four dragon eggs,
Three horcruxes,
Two fire whiskeys,
And Professor Snape humping Malfoy!
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Lucius sent to me
Twelve Gryffindors losing,
Eleven muggles dying,
Ten house elves cleaning,
Nine dementors kissing,
Eight dark marks glowing,
Seven snakes a-hissing,
Six veela dancing,
Five Durmstrang Boys!
Four dragon eggs,
Three horcruxes,
Two fire whiskeys,
And Professor Snape humping Malfoy!
8
To the Tune of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"
You know Percy and Ginny
And Arthur and Charlie,
Molly and Freddy
And Georgie and Billy,
But do you recall
The Weasley we met first of all?
Ronald, a red-haired Weasley
Had a very dirty nose
And when his mommy saw it
She rubbed it clean until it glowed
All of the other Weasleys
Like to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Ronald
Get away with stupid games
Then one fateful September day
Harry came to say
Ronald, with your nose rubbed raw,
Won't you pretend I'm not the biggest freak you ever saw?
Then how his family tolerated him
As they shouted out with glee:
Ronald a red-haired Weasley,
Harry's gone down in history!
9
To the tune of "Rocking Around the Christmas Tree"
Rocking around the Whomping Willow,
At the Hogswart Yule (Time) Ball
Gillyweed hung where you can see
Because Neville just can’t stop
Rocking around the Whomping Willow,
Let the Hogwarts spirit ring
Later we’ll have some pumpkin juice
And we’ll do some wizarding.
You will get a nauseating
Feeling when you hear
Voices ringing, “Potter Stinks”
Deck Malfoy with our fists.
Rocking around the Whomping Willow
Have a “Harry” holiday
All the wizards dancing merrily
As the Weird Sisters play.
You will get a nauseating
Feeling when you hear
Voices ringing, “Potter Stinks”
Deck Malfoy with our fists.
Rocking around the Whomping Willow
Have a “Harry” holiday
All the wizards dancing merrily
As the Weird Sisters play.
10
To the tune of "The Chipmunk Song aka Christmas Don't Be Late"
(All right you Hogwartians)
(Ready to sing your song)
(I'll say we are)
(Yeah)
(Let's sing it now)
(Okay, Harry)
(Okay)
(Okay, Ronald)
(Okay)
(Okay Draco, Draco, DRACO)
(OKAY)
Quidditch, Quidditch time is near
Time for jeers and time for cheers
We've Been good, but we won't last
Hurry Quidditch, hurry fast
Want a broom that loops the loop
Me, I want a to curse some nincompoops.
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Quidditch, don't be late.
(Okay fellas get ready)
(That was very good, Harry)
(Naturally)
(Very good Ronald)
(Ahhh)
(Ah, Draco, you were a little flat, watch it)
(Ah, Draco,Draco, DRACO)
(OKAY)
Want a broom that loops the loop
I still want to curse some nincompoops.
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Quidditch, don't be late.
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Quidditch don't be late.
(Very good, boys)
(Let's sing it again)
(Yeah, lets sing it again)
(No, That's enough, lets not overdo it)
(We want to sing it again)
(Now wait a minute boys)
(Why can't we sing it again?)
(Boys chatter)
(Harry, cut that out...Ronald, just a minute)
(Draco will you cut that out? Boys...)
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