DADA: Dark Arts in the Muggle World

[mrdavismd.livejournal.com]

Wizards and witches that dabble in the dark arts are tricky and never want to get caught, so hiding dark objects in the muggle world is a great way to make sure the Ministry workers will not detect your dark objects. However, the DADA club has caught on to this trick and we are charged with tracking down these dark objects is your first mission for the term.



Details
- Post a picture of the item/creature that you think is related to the Dark Arts.
- Write at least a 50 word reason on why this is related to the Dark Arts and what the item/creature does/causes/etc.

Points:
10 points - Posting your picture with at least a 50 word description
10 pt max. for Bonus Item

Dates: submissions from now until 5:59 pm CDT on Jan. 14 (11:59 pm UTC on Jan. 14)

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Comments

[c-hrista.livejournal.com]

It isn’t well-known, but the cast of the Jersey Shore are actually highly-trained Dark Wizards who specialize in manipulating muggle minds. Their dramatic and moronic on-screen antics are just skillfully-acted attempts at dividing muggles among themselves and creating rifts in relationships (pro versus anti-Jersey-Shorers), therefore making the muggle world more vulnerable to attacks. The Witches on this show hide many dark secrets in their large hair, and the Wizards’ main goal is to Imperio as many women as possible into assisting them in creating a potential next generation of Jersey Shore wizards.

Another high-kept fact is that their slogan of GTL (which muggles are told stands for “Gym, Tan, Laundry”) actually stands for “Give Them [to] Lord [Voldemort]”, a reference to their desire to hand over the muggles that support them to the Dark Lord for torture and possibly death.

NOW YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT SHOW IS.

Christa // Gryffindor

[mandyloo.livejournal.com]

LMAO

[mrdavismd.livejournal.com]

OMG! This is soooo funny!