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Padma the epic monster

Padma, the epic monster
had a very portly portly.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.

All of the other monster
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Padma
join in any monster games.

Then one watery Christmas Eve
Ernie came to say:
Ernie with your diaper so nasty,
won't you guide my wooden tooth tonight?'

Then all the wooden tooth loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Ernie the nasty wooden tooth,
you'll go down in history!

Janna/Hufflepuff

Ernie with your diaper so nasty,
won't you guide my wooden tooth tonight?'

That sounds like it could either be really dirty or just grosssssss!

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Once apon a time, a cat named Hannah Abbot lived in a castle. He was a Fuzzy cat, he was the king of a city called Candy-Land Catnip, where all the cats and Donkey lived happily. Then, one Green day, a Sticky, Smelly, Dirty, pickle came along and robbed the whole city! Then, he opened his elbow and gulped the cat down. BOOM. He was very yellow:

Tracy::Hufflepuff::Offended that pickles are portrayed as evil.

IRONY! =D

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Lol this is ridic. Also I changed all the grammar errors cause they were annoying me...

I was wand waving in class one day and a new kid walked in. His hair was covered in hair(HEHE). He was wearing a bright green bra over his uniform, which matched his hair. He took a seat next to me and attacked as he sat. Then, he fiddled at me, as if he knew me. He told me his name, and it was Seamus Finnigan. Then, i nearly flew when he sat next to me in Divination. Later i found out, that new kid was my mom.

Claire//HUfflepuff

They say mixing different kinds of jeeps is a bad idea, and now I know why.

The other night me and my friend Bellatrix Lestrasge decided to hit our favorite bar, the Rusty gas tank. I thought I'd start oddly and drink a couple glasses of gin. Imagine my surprise when in walked Narcissa Malfoy. Duh!!' I yelled. Of course I had to offer to buy us a lamp.

We started off with my favorite mixed drink, an spicy monster. Then Bellatrix Lestrasge bought us all a Madrid iced tea. We were already feeling a little wrinkled by the time Bellatrix Lestrasge ordered us three shots of vodka.

At that point things got rancid. Bellatrix Lestrasge tried to run some guy, I carried up into the bar's toilet, and we had to call a speaker to get home.

Next thing I know, I'm waking up at 3 in the afternoon. It felt like a herd of bottles were singing in my head. But it was worth it to have such a foolish night!

Ruth // Slytherin

Edited 2010-12-02 21:49 (UTC)

One peach day, George the purple platypus was looking for a Mrs. George the Purple Platypus. He looked under a red pepper, no girl platypuses were under there.. After looking EVERYWHERE around his house, George the Purple Platypus met, Ernie the talking fart and Cedric the turd-rat. They helped George the Purple Platypus look for a girl platypus.. There was no more platypuses around, so, they put George the Purple Platypus on a blithe date with Terry the beer-belly pig. They were very horny and had 32 babies, the kids were dumb and little and became very foreign and buttery. This is how they made the Pigapus(:

Olivia//Gryffindor//lol

Turd rat? HAHAHAHAHA

They say mixing different kinds of breath mints is a bad idea, and now I know why.

The other night me and my friend Sirius decided to hit our favorite bar, the Rusty egg. I thought I'd start sexually and drink a couple glasses of beer. Imagine my surprise when in walked Celistina Warbeck. bloody hell!' I yelled. Of course I had to offer to buy us a chainsaw.

We started off with my favorite mixed drink, an religious blind. Then Sirius bought us all a Platform 9 3/4 iced tea. We were already feeling a little skinny by the time Celistina Warbeck ordered us three shots of milk.

At that point things got artificial. Sirius tried to lynch some guy, I slapped up into the bar's toilet, and we had to call a mask to get home.

Next thing I know, I'm waking up at 69 in the afternoon. It felt like a herd of mountains were rapid firing in my head. But it was worth it to have such a yummy night!

Kerri//Gryffindor//finds this hysterical

LOLOLOLOL! I HATE it when things get artificial! But FU YES to three shots of milk!

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Once upon a time as a Hogwarts set off for market, he asked each of his three daughters what she would like as a keyboard on his return. The first daughter wanted a dizzy wire, the second a car door, but the third, whose name was Blaise, the foolish, green and black of them all, said to her father:

'All I'd like is a rose you've picked specially for me!'

When the Slytherin had finished his business, he set off for home. However, a sudden storm blew up, and his cauldron could hardly make headway in the howling gale. bubbly and weary, the merchant had lost all hope of reaching an inn when he suddenly noticed a bright light shining in the middle of a dungeon. As he drew near, he saw that it was a wall, bathed in light.

Anna//Ravenclaw

Once upon a time there was a robot penguin named Xenophilius and he was created by Pomona Sprout. Pomona soon found a face and groped away, so now the little robot penguin was left alone. He found a flock of penguins in the Malfoy Manor, and he started a penguin family. When he saw a penguin trying to fly he beat it and he was flying. All the penguins were so jealous that they banned him from Tanzania.

Um.

Peyton/Ravenclaw

eeee icon ♥

My first crush was Seamus . His face is sooo cozy . He likes to play Quidditch . All of my friends say He is dusty . One day, Seamus even told me I was sweaty ! He always gets the best grades! Get this- they got a C on He report card this quarter! As you can tell, Seamus is soooo lewd ! On a scale of cuteness, I give Him a 250,000 !

Tasha//Gryffindor

His face is soooo cozy.

Cozy faces are the best. >_>

the day my vagina went phsyco

one day i was spank home from hogwarts with Zacharias Smith and i stopped and said . . . . . . . ohh i dont feel so cute , see ya tomorrow at hogsmeade so i halloween feast and i jab into my bedroom i stripped and i looked at my Ice it was so red and just then it started to move so i tryed to rub it on the ground run around going crazy and i even tryed licking it but it wouldnt stop.the next day at school i said to my Draco the sexy thing happened to me last nightmy surfboard went PHSYCO.

Summer//Hufflepuff

........

yeah. that's all I have to say about that.

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About three things I was absolutely positive.

First, Oliver was a wolf.

Second, there was a hot-air balloon of him -
and I didn't know how fluffy that heart might be -
that thirsted for my water bottle.

And third, I was epic-ly and hurriedly in love with tooth.

Ahahaha Twilight <3

Also, please sign!!

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Cat Fight

Once upon a time, Ginny and Pansy arrive Ms. McGonagall for being annoying. There was a kangaroo fight and soon all of the girls joined in. chair flew and drool poured from their hand. Soon the dean stepped in and all were cutie cutie. Ginny pointed at Ms. Bob and walked, �She left it!� The professor then laughed Ms. Ginny in the hand and all ended well.

Ash/Gryffindor

Drive they told me, pa rum pum pum pum
A new born Headmaster to see, pa rum pum pum pum
Our finest wands we bring, pa rum pum pum pum
To lay before the King, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

So to pet Him, pa rum pum pum pum,
When we chop.

Greasy git, pa rum pum pum pum
I am a crooked boy too, pa rum pum pum pum
I have no antler to bring, pa rum pum pum pum
That's stinky to give the Minister, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

Shall I Maraud for you, pa rum pum pum pum,
On my shoe?

Oliver Wood pranked, pa rum pum pum pum
The grim and giant squid kept time, pa rum pum pum pum
I played my boat for Him, pa rum pum pum pum
I played my best for Him, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

Then He wink at me, pa rum pum pum pum
Me and my bomb.

Beth/Gryffindor

- I picked this because my mom HATES this song and it's a mini-Christmas time battle. I play this, she plays the Partridge Family Christmas song... -_-

uh yeah, soooo??

It was my first day of school and at first it was fine but then, i got jumped into a pen by Colin Creevy the bully. Then, when i tried to escape, i cramped over a Hollywood. I didn't think it could get any worse until someone took off my sweatshirt, in front of my crush, Hannah Abbott. When i finally got home, my mom told me that my Dennis Creevy just died.

When it was time too fly, my dad came home buying because he lost his job.

Then, i woke up and it turned out to all just be a dream.

Dana//Gryffindor

One day there was a FANCY person. He liked to BITE and eat YELL. PANSY PARKINSON needed a job as a DEAN THOMAS, but he had no WAND. So he walked out of his HOGWARTS, and slipped on a marble. He hit his KNEE and started to sink. He exclaimed WOW!' and went to sleep. When he woke up, he was in a OH MY!. He said SADLY 'Lleh eht tahw?'
and became an illiterate STUPID.

Ashlee/Hufflepuff

I wake up in the morning feelin' like P. Hiddy.
Got my my snowballs. I'm out the door. I'm gonna hit this Polyjuice.
Before I leave, flying my teeth with a bottle of Butterbeer.
'Cause when I leave for the night I aint coming back.
I'm talkin bout pedicure on our hand. leg.
Trying on all our clothes. Clothes.
Boys blowing up our broom. cauldron.
We're going till they kick us out. out.
Till the polly shut us down.
Don't stop, make it scary. DJ blow my speakers up tonight.
Gonna fight till we see the sunlight. Tik Tok.
On the clock. But the party don't stop. No.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

courtney rose//puff

OFFENSE LIST:
quietly masculine Driver
Parking Like a Fleur Delacour
yelping a Hunk of sticker

mating a Parking Space
stabbing Up 2 Spaces ( William Weasley)
Too flexible to Drive a Car
painful Driver Violation
Parking While Under The
Influence of inebriated Music
belching While Being Really dry
Plus many more!

ATTENTION OFFENDER : PLEASE READ
Having received this silent traffic offense is evidence of your complete and total disregard for fractured parking procedures. You may not lie this case, as you are probably too sticky to understand that word. You must not slink in court, as you would probably just giggle up the court house. You may not lick a whiney attorney as you definitely can not lick one. You are a Ron biggity b*tch Weasley to society, and a real Granger Danger. I hope you eat rotten tomatoes for dinner tonight. Failure to obfuscate over this is further indication of your stupidity and how luscious you are. Have a sly day, Hugo Weasley

Asher//Slytherin

too flexible to drive a car? lol this one is awesome

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Um...so it's supposed to be a love letter...

Cormac Moses
Brussels, the dungeons
4786, turtle st.

Dear, Cormac
It's too bad we can't be together for bar mitzvah in year 1066 so lets make this one last. We can play hair, run a movie and have a feast, just like the first graduation in 1492.
As you know, after that I'm being fell out to the river to kiss in the war.
sloppily, Giant Squid

(mandy/puff)

I love the Giant Squid anyone pairing so thank you for this ma'am.

♥

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We the house elves of the United States, in Order to run a more magical Percy Weasley, cast chocolate frogs, insure drive wand, provide for the blue pillow, promote the fluffy flags, and fly the cookies of Lavender Brown to ourselves and our owl, do ordain and serve this tree for the United States of America.

(http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v39/Blaze2242/Hogwarts%20Is%20Home/?action=view&current=_shaomao_trio.png)

My family is very invisible . I was born in London in the Autumn of 1998 . From there we moved to London and thats where I grew up with my 7 siblings. We would spend many days gasping together, but we didn't always get along. Pansy would hit me in the arm and call me a ' potato ', and Pansy used to steal my foxes . Although he/she suffered from cancer so I always tried to be forgiving.
When I was 21 my parents got divorced. I think it was caused by all of the fighting that was going on. I was nice and became very scary . After the divorce my father left his job as a Daily Prophet Writer and became a Daily Prophet Writer . His new wife is only 2376 years older than me! She is small and reminds me of Harry Potter . A few weeks ago she actually tried to send me to my room for consuming at the dinner table! I protected in her head and called her a ' competitor '. I don't think Dad was too happy about that one! My mother on the other hand has been married 11 times. Her most recent husband is a real piece of lipstick . He weighs 3 lbs and is the most beautiful man I've ever seen. All he does is collect squirrels and sell them on ebay. Last year my oldest brother went to jail for leaping giraffes. He is up for parole in 69 years, so I'll look forward to that.

Fairy//Hufflepuff

I have a crush on Seamus. He has orange hair and fushcia eyes. I think he is so tedious One time, he bought himself a/an flying carpet and jumped over 12 staircases ! Then he walked up to me and told me I was hazy I was so angst ! And I think Seamus. looks great in his wizard robes. I'm sure we were meant to be together!

Caitie//Hufflepuff

My family is very squishy . I was born in the bottom of a lake that formed from the crater of a volcano in the Summer- I mean, Hell of 1984 . From there we moved to Disneyland and thats where I grew up with my 4.5 siblings. We would spend many days quacking together, but we didn't always get along. Barty Crouch Jr. would hit me in the saggy left... ear and call me a ' patronus ', and Bellatrix used to steal my moccasins . Although he/she suffered from spattergroit so I always tried to be forgiving.

When I was eleventy my parents got divorced. I think it was caused by all of the tempting that was going on. I was coarse and became very liberal . After the divorce my father left his job as a ballet dancer and became a sex therapist . His new wife is only 83 years older than me! She is meaty and reminds me of Lady Gaga . A few weeks ago she actually tried to send me to my room for smoking at the dinner table! I cock-blocked in her little right toenail and called her a ' plastic bag '. I don't think Dad was too happy about that one! My mother on the other hand has been married infinity+1 times. Her most recent husband is a real piece of key lime pie . He weighs nine lbs and is the most stuffy man I've ever seen. All he does is collect waffles and sell them on ebay. Last year my oldest brother went to jail for moshing manchilds. He is up for parole in zero years, so I'll look forward to that.

CAITLIN // RAVENCLAW

Your name is Severus. You were born amd raised on the planet Irk. As a child, you were always Snarky, because your planet was under the clutches of the Empire, or more specifically, Darth Moaning Myrtle. At the age of 13, people had to recruit to be stormtroopers.
Living on the same planet is someone your age, called Dumbledore. You and Dumbledore were sometimes friends but most often didn't speak to each other. However, when you both reached that age of 13 when you were to recruit as stormtroopers, you became Zany friends.
'Okay, everybody 13 years old! You will soon train to be stormtroopers. All of you will be boarding these star shuttles to the planet where you will be taught how to be a stormtrooper!'
You didn't want to serve the Empire. You didn't want to train to become one of their soldiers. You dove under a Atomic Bomb to hide. It was a pretty Smelly hiding spot, but you hoped it would work.
Frak!' you hear. Someone is hiding near you! It is Dumbledore
'What are you doing?' you hiss.
'Same as you. Hiding from the imperial army. This hiding place pretty much sucks, but it's the best I could find.'
You both hatch a plan together. You decide to hide from the Imperial Rubber Duckie until the last minute. If you can suceed, you may be able to sneak on to the main ship. With no weapons and no Clown, it's a long shot, but it just might work.
TO BE CONTINUED...

I got tired of bagging,
consuming if you were ever stabbing' around.
My faith in you was snorkeling
When I met Cedric on the outskirts of town,

And I skipped,
Cedric save me - I've been yelling so alone.
I keep singin for you but you never come.
Is this in train head? I don't know what to jump'

Cedric knelt to the ground and talked out a hospital and said,
'Marry me, Zacharias - you'll never have to be rotten.
I love Sirius and that's all I really know.
I talked to your arm - go pick out a easy to use sniper rifle;
It's a love new york - baby just say superhero cape'

Oh, oh. Oh, oh.

'Cause we were both nice when I first shot you...

Caitlin/Hufflepuff

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HEY! That Pickle Ate My Cat!

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This one almost makes sense. Almost...

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roflmao

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Little Drummer Boy

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Parking Ticket

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The Preamble of our Constitution

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MI FAMILIA

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