Omg, this entire thing made me lol. But yes, it's so fitting on so many levels - especially the body thing. Although, technically she's still 4 or something and I suppose that kids are weirdly shaped and both her sisters are that way too... Thinking too much about a cartoon. But, yeah, I agree. And I like the 3rd reason, because Bubbles always seemed less, uh, intellectual than her sisters.

Mia/Slytherin