Once upon a time there was a robot penguin named Xenophilius and he was created by Pomona Sprout. Pomona soon found a face and groped away, so now the little robot penguin was left alone. He found a flock of penguins in the Malfoy Manor, and he started a penguin family. When he saw a penguin trying to fly he beat it and he was flying. All the penguins were so jealous that they banned him from Tanzania.

Um.

Peyton/Ravenclaw