"One day Mozart went to sit at his piano to play some music. Suddenly, a Mozart crashed through the window. Mozart jumped up and looked out the window to see a School running away. He decided to give chase and he got his Dodge Charger and went fast down the road. But he ran into a Bed and this caused him to crash into a Police Station which caused him to hurt his Wenis. He started feeling Big and Ginormous so he decided to give up and go home. He was so upset and confused that he went to his Basement and wondered why he couldn't find his piano. He decided to go to the kitchen and eat some Spaghetti and drink some Vodka. Feeling much better, he forgot about his music and went to play Beer Pong instead. He never saw the School again."