PINEAPPLE THIEF FINALLY CAUGHT BY PSYCHIC DETECTIVE
It has recently been brought to light that Hogwarts Professor Horace Slughorn is none other than the notorious pineapple thief of 1978. Shawn Spencer, known pineapple enthusiast and psychic detective confronted the professor in his quarters last week with some startling information. Mr. Spencer had been scouring the "internet" for various pineapple paraphernalia (to add to his already extensive collection) and discovered that it was almost impossible to obtain pineapple related objects from the late 1970s to the late 1980s. His sleuthing led him to the door of none other than Hogwart's own Horace Slughorn. Unable to produce any solid evidence besides "spirits...telling [him] Slughorn's pants [were] on fire" connecting Slughorn to the pineapple crimes, Spencer tailed the professor for several days in order to locate his stash of stolen pineapple paraphernalia.
Once the pineappley objects were located, Slughorn agreed to accept a settlement deal to get out of some serious prison time and legal fees. He donated all of his pineapple items to a newly instituted pineapple museum, conveniently located in Mr. Shawn Spencer's hometown. Spencer agreed to get them to the museum safely and took them from Slughorn's possession. Luckily for Slughorn, his reputation has not been tarnished or affected in any way, because he and Mr. Spencer seem to be the only ones who care about pineapple objects at all.
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It has recently been brought to light that Hogwarts Professor Horace Slughorn is none other than the notorious pineapple thief of 1978. Shawn Spencer, known pineapple enthusiast and psychic detective confronted the professor in his quarters last week with some startling information. Mr. Spencer had been scouring the "internet" for various pineapple paraphernalia (to add to his already extensive collection) and discovered that it was almost impossible to obtain pineapple related objects from the late 1970s to the late 1980s. His sleuthing led him to the door of none other than Hogwart's own Horace Slughorn. Unable to produce any solid evidence besides "spirits...telling [him] Slughorn's pants [were] on fire" connecting Slughorn to the pineapple crimes, Spencer tailed the professor for several days in order to locate his stash of stolen pineapple paraphernalia.
Once the pineappley objects were located, Slughorn agreed to accept a settlement deal to get out of some serious prison time and legal fees. He donated all of his pineapple items to a newly instituted pineapple museum, conveniently located in Mr. Shawn Spencer's hometown. Spencer agreed to get them to the museum safely and took them from Slughorn's possession. Luckily for Slughorn, his reputation has not been tarnished or affected in any way, because he and Mr. Spencer seem to be the only ones who care about pineapple objects at all.
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