Talent: I am a highly skilled bullshit artist. Proof: Did I ever tell you about that time I won the state championship for my team in football? Made a killer pass in the last second of the game and BAM! we won for the first time in forty years. My team carried me off the field chanting my name. There's a portrait now hanging of me in the school trophy case looking like my bad ass self. After that we partied at the lake. The same one where I saved a handful of drowning children. I gave them my trophy because everything I do is for the kids, you know?
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Proof: Did I ever tell you about that time I won the state championship for my team in football? Made a killer pass in the last second of the game and BAM! we won for the first time in forty years. My team carried me off the field chanting my name. There's a portrait now hanging of me in the school trophy case looking like my bad ass self. After that we partied at the lake. The same one where I saved a handful of drowning children. I gave them my trophy because everything I do is for the kids, you know?
Lisa//Gryffindor