So I try to very quietly sink low into my chair. Then over time I get lower and lower until I'm on the floor. The people next to me are too involved in the show to even notice if I do it right, which I do. Then I carefully crawl under the chairs next to me until I reach the end. Then I crawl up the aisle to reach the lobby. Then I get to the bathroom and relieve myself. And then it's back to my seat the way I left.

Hanson Phreek // Hufflepuff // 11