As he rambles, I scribble away furiously while slowly putting on an increasingly distressed expression. When he pauses to take a breath, I explain in a tone of deep regret that he is such an incredible person that he simply cannot be contained fully in words and that, although I have tried my best, I have simply run out of space in my notebook. I leave a business card and ask him very politely if he would consider scheduling another interview, to which I will bring a much larger notebook. Still apologizing profusely, I back out of the coffee shop and bribe the nearest cab driver to drive me across town as quick as humanly possible.

Jennifer//Hufflepuff