Crocs. Something this ugly and unesthetically pleasing can only be the result of the Dark Arts. Clearly there is some kind of plot to take over the minds of unsuspecting croc-wearers one at a time. They conform like lemmings, slowly but surely as people near them succumb to wearing the dreadful crocs. They are so light that they are like nothing there, which also suggests the intervention of the Dark Arts. SHOES HAVE SUBSTANCE, that is all.
Crocs
Crocs. Something this ugly and unesthetically pleasing can only be the result of the Dark Arts. Clearly there is some kind of plot to take over the minds of unsuspecting croc-wearers one at a time. They conform like lemmings, slowly but surely as people near them succumb to wearing the dreadful crocs. They are so light that they are like nothing there, which also suggests the intervention of the Dark Arts. SHOES HAVE SUBSTANCE, that is all.
Chelsea // Hufflepuff