Bananas. I mean, how the hell do they work? Look at that, it’s as creepy as a spider and it’s watching you. It's got a face like it wants to f--- you up! And, it’s just chalk full of potassium and shit. I’ll have you know potassium is actual unicorn blood. Legit. You’re now living a cursed life, a half life. So, eat that banana, enjoy taking the life of something so pure. But remember, Santa is watching… and so is the banana! o_O
Beth/Gryffindor/Legit Disliker of Bananas... and in 72 words
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Bananas. I mean, how the hell do they work? Look at that, it’s as creepy as a spider and it’s watching you. It's got a face like it wants to f--- you up! And, it’s just chalk full of potassium and shit. I’ll have you know potassium is actual unicorn blood. Legit. You’re now living a cursed life, a half life. So, eat that banana, enjoy taking the life of something so pure. But remember, Santa is watching… and so is the banana! o_O
Beth/Gryffindor/Legit Disliker of Bananas... and in 72 words