Drive they told me, pa rum pum pum pum
A new born Headmaster to see, pa rum pum pum pum
Our finest wands we bring, pa rum pum pum pum
To lay before the King, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

So to pet Him, pa rum pum pum pum,
When we chop.

Greasy git, pa rum pum pum pum
I am a crooked boy too, pa rum pum pum pum
I have no antler to bring, pa rum pum pum pum
That's stinky to give the Minister, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

Shall I Maraud for you, pa rum pum pum pum,
On my shoe?

Oliver Wood pranked, pa rum pum pum pum
The grim and giant squid kept time, pa rum pum pum pum
I played my boat for Him, pa rum pum pum pum
I played my best for Him, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,

Then He wink at me, pa rum pum pum pum
Me and my bomb.

Beth/Gryffindor

- I picked this because my mom HATES this song and it's a mini-Christmas time battle. I play this, she plays the Partridge Family Christmas song... -_-