Padma the epic monster


Padma, the epic monster
had a very portly portly.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.

All of the other monster
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Padma
join in any monster games.

Then one watery Christmas Eve
Ernie came to say:
Ernie with your diaper so nasty,
won't you guide my wooden tooth tonight?'

Then all the wooden tooth loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Ernie the nasty wooden tooth,
you'll go down in history!

Janna/Hufflepuff