The compost pile has an apple, two banana peels, three cedar branches, four damp pizza boxes, five empty burlap sacks, six fig newtons, seven gnarled roots, eight honey combs, nine ickle firsties, ten juice boxes, eleven kicked-in cardboard boxes, twelve lemon peels, thirteen mangy tires, fourteen nasty lunch pails, fifteen orange peels, sixteen putrid bags of diapers, seventeen quince peels, eighteen rotten eggs

and nineteen snickerdoodles.

Jess//Gryffindor//dammit