Patronus: Bull (longhorn, maybe) Here's why this is their Patronus: This is his Patronus, not his animagus form, so it's not about his personality, but what he believes in. People think cows are slow and stupid and kind of cute, but bulls are big, loud, and can be really aggressive and dangerous. Bulls kill people. They're "misunderestimated". GWB is "bull-headed" and thinks it's something to be proud of: you don't need to listen to other people! Your way is the best way! Charge on in there! Bull in a china shop! He would really love having a Patronus that could skewer things with its head. Plus, Dubya ~loves Texas~ and the bull is a symbol of Texas. (I JUST DON'T WANT TO GIVE HIM THE LONGHORN BECAUSE I WANT TO GO TO THAT SCHOOL, OK :( )
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Here's why this is their Patronus: This is his Patronus, not his animagus form, so it's not about his personality, but what he believes in. People think cows are slow and stupid and kind of cute, but bulls are big, loud, and can be really aggressive and dangerous. Bulls kill people. They're "misunderestimated". GWB is "bull-headed" and thinks it's something to be proud of: you don't need to listen to other people! Your way is the best way! Charge on in there! Bull in a china shop! He would really love having a Patronus that could skewer things with its head. Plus, Dubya ~loves Texas~ and the bull is a symbol of Texas. (I JUST DON'T WANT TO GIVE HIM THE LONGHORN BECAUSE I WANT TO GO TO THAT SCHOOL, OK :( )
That's a lot of "bull" jokes. :|